This is just like the US Navy. Junior enlisted clean constantly.

This is false. It's actually because we're made of meat and taste salty.

Where did you get the part about Afroman sleeping with one of the police's ex-wife? I hadn't heard that part of the story before.

There was a Vulcan Admiral on DS9, so that's at least one. The Federation Presidents seem to be non-Human more often than not though, which makes sense.

That was the worst day of gym class back when I was in middle school

The headline is a little misleading. It's saying that they selected the geology team that will plan the science mission for the astronauts, not that the geologists will go

Emoji sounds dumb af, like the person saying it is a fucking weeb

Lance Corporal is the third rank from the bottom (E-3). It's still very low but Private (E-1) and Private First Class (E-2) are lower.

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Calm down Unidan

No Star Trek fan would claim to love them all equally. We tend to have very strong opinions about this ever since the first Kirk vs. Picard debates back in the 80s

Sulu without a doubt

you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

These are some hot takes. Now do Tian An Men square

Any thoughts on the Great Leap Forward? How about the Uyghur genocide?

That would have been a much better title for this post. Kudos

I'd play that

I guess I should fact check myself before reposting random memes I find online

Oh I think T-Pain also likes boats