Prince Andrew? Is that you?

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime's boots theory

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

I believe they are going to stream a "live" boxing fight (Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson). If you watch that on Netflix you will be breaking the law. I'd expect an FOI request to netflix and a query to the paid up licence holder will result in a list of people to pursue. Maybe best use FMHY.net to find a pirate stream for that event if you don't have a license.

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you'll get a lucky run...

This is the way

As a large languag model I do not drink water

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French's escargot (snails)

I saw it in the initial release. I was about a month or two before eighth birthday.

My uncle took me (I think he wanted to see it more than my dad, my dad has still not watched it)

Edit: fat fingers

I feel envious.

Can't remember my number

Maphs could be used here too...

songs of syx deserves a mention. You get people to watch too. It seems quite fun, but I've only played it for 10h so far.

Factorio without a doubt, but I'm not sure it's really a city I built more of a satellite factory vibe.

Make sure you use those 10000 characters as wisely as possible to thwart good compression.

WTF when did I type this? My box of wall lights is on a table whilst the non working one adorns my wall. Been that way for quite a while. Maybe today....

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle