Ouch my texicles
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 5h ago 100%

    Sauceman's!

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  • Mom of the year
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 5h ago 100%

    Someone ate the onion.

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  • I guess they don't think I'm a fun guy
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 7h ago 100%

    To quote Deleuze: Make rhizomes, not roots!

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  • [Official Art] Tourniquet Promo Art - Tomb Raider
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 11h ago 100%

    Tomb Raider 2013 really didn't have to go that hard, but god damn it, it did.

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  • Trump says he will ‘do everything’ at McDonalds during Pennsylvania visit
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 11h ago 100%

    Soon:

    This just in, a Pennsylvania McDonald's has been shut down for violating numerous health codes during and after Donald Trumps visit. What officials described as a "cloud of fecal bacteria" descended upon the building upon Trumps entrance, and has lasted many weeks since, even after a building fumigation. Officials say the McDonald's in question may have to be condemned.

    McDonald's refused questions about whether or not their ice cream machine was in operation.

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  • Nice
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 11h ago 100%

    /thread

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  • Loops by Pixelfed • Public beta (hopefully) launching in 10 hours
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 11h ago 92%

    Nice! I just wish it specified how short they're going to be.

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  • What is your hot take about Stanley Kubrick's cinema?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 12h ago 100%

    Which is like most people's biggest complaint about modern adaptations. Writers who write their own story on top of something else. It can work but for a lot of writers it really doesn't.

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    Majority of Americans Feel Worse Off Than Four Years Ago
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 12h ago 25%

    Thanks for leaving those of us who can't afford to leave behind to suffer, instead standing by your fellow citizens.

    No a single US citizen has a real collectivist bone in their fucking bodies. Just "save my own ass and fuck everyone else" from top to bottom.

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  • America's gullibility crisis
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 13h ago 100%

    You're doing your part!

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  • America's gullibility crisis
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 13h ago 100%

    Further, social media crosses international borders, so it's a lot more difficult to wrangle and regulate as opposed to networks firmly operating only inside the bounds of the continental US.

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  • Evil Riker
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 1d ago 0%

    That happened to me with Yoda lifting the X-wing out of the swamp and Luke saying "I don't believe it."

    Totally thought it was from an age old tale about magic, but not after I rewatched the movies.

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  • How Alarmed Should We Be If Trump Wins Again?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 1d ago 100%

    I would if that was an easy option but as of yet no one seems to be taking in US "refugees" nor do they have much sympathy for nor want them.

    I'm past my prime with cancer. They just view me as a foreign drain on their system. I don't pass the basic immigration demands because I am poor and don't bring anything to the table economically.

    I guess everyone with money and ability to move can find comfort in leaving folks like me behind to die.

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  • How Alarmed Should We Be If Trump Wins Again?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 100%

    He will purposefully burn so much coal there will be no stopping a wet bulb planet.

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  • How Alarmed Should We Be If Trump Wins Again?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 100%

    And I have faith that the Republicans aren't planning on having a fair election or care about the actual outcome at all, so her winning still feels like they have about a month to try to fuck it all up anyway.

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  • How Alarmed Should We Be If Trump Wins Again?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 100%

    No matter what happens, there will be cuts to things like Medicaid and the ACA and folks like me can kiss goodbye access to my $18.5k+ per month cancer medication. The LGBT community will be vilified and being LGBT will be turned into a crime.

    People should be fucking alarmed because people will die, just because they're behind the invisible wall of poverty or a marginalized community doesn't make it any less damning or horrific. America is just used to shrugging and moving on when the poor and marginalized die.

    It's systemic murder and it can and will happen under a Trump (in actuality Vance, once he 25th amendments Trumps ass) Presidency. Project 2025 isn't a joke, when people tell you who they are, believe them the first time.

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  • FEMA Told Victims of New Mexico’s Largest Wildfire It Can’t Pay for Emotional Harm. A Judge Will Likely Rule It Must.
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 0%

    If you don't think mental health of your society matters in terms of emergency, I don't know what to tell you.

    We saw what failure of mental health access leads to in an emergency during COVID, and more recently with hurricane Helene.

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  • Trump is promising deportations under the Alien Enemies Act of 1798. What is it?
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 100%

    It's another bullshit ancient law that conservatives like to pull like a rabbit out of a hat to throw up in people's faces and use against them.

    We really need to dump like half of laws from before 1900, after thorough review. Too many of them don't really apply anymore, and it literally enables bullshit like this.

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  • Drug overdose deaths fall for 6 months straight as officials wonder what's working
  • SnotFlickerman SnotFlickerman 2d ago 100%

    If you're not in a shithole Republican state: the ACA allows lots of homeless drug addicts to seek treatment they would otherwise be unable to afford, because they don't have income or a home, so they qualify for most treatments to be covered. This allows many to fix their lives, although many still do not. Yes, obese meth addicts with heart failure exist.

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    I can't shake this vision from my head when looking at Tim Walz and all the "Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski" energy his look brings. Hope this isn't seen as too political or endorsing a specific candidate. It has more to do with how much Tim Walz looks like The Big Lebowski. Not trying to upset anyone as much as be a dork, hope the Achievers see it for that. If its not appropriate, removing it is fine. No real loss.

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    abcnews.go.com

    This was always the plan. They will contest any replacement and then *only* Trump will be on the ballot. AOC tried to warn you fucking people. This is why Biden needed to go over a year ago and the PARTY said "fuck you guys" until it was too hard to fucking ignore.

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    As stupid as it says on the tin. Can you remove hair clogs with Nair? EDIT: I don't actually have a drain that needs to be unclogged. This is a showerthoughtquestion.

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    Do they think the hands-off treatment that giant corporations that basically print money get is going to somehow "trickle down" to them, too? Because last I checked, the guys who ran Jetflicks are facing jail time. Like, potentially longer jail time than most murder sentences. ...but letting OpenAI essentially do the same without consequences will mean Open Source AI people will somehow get the same hands-off treatment? That just reeks of bullshit to me. I just don't fucking buy it and letting massive corporations just skirt IP laws while everyone else gets fucked hard by those same IP laws just doesn't seem like the best hill to die on, yet plenty of people who are anti-copyright/anti-IP laws are dying on this fucking hill. What gives? --- I am personally of the opinion that current IP/copyright laws are draconian, but that IP/copyright isn't inherently a bad thing. I just know, based on previous history in the US, that letting the Big Guys skirt laws almost *never* leads to Little Guys getting similar treatment. --- Also, I hope this is an okay place for this rant. Thanks for keeping this space awesome. Please remove if this is inappropriate for this forum, please and thank you.

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    EDIT: Thanks so much everyone. Great answers. This has been fun. Keep it going as long as you want! **DISCLAIMER: Silly Thought Exercise: NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF REPLACING BIDEN.** I personally **do not** think replacing Biden is a good idea at this stage in the election. I think that's more dangerous than keeping him, *sadly*, but he's who we've got. I'm just looking for shitposty thoughts on this question, please and thank you. --- **What-over-the-top absurd person would you choose to replace Biden who you think could actually body Trump, and why?** For an example, my choice would be based on the idea that the only thing that makes a *bully* like Trump wilt is a *bigger bully.* Secondly, US citizens love trash talking and sports and absolutely will vote for someone who is already famous, they certainly love their celebrities. Finally, what better sport for trash talk than basketball? In that, my choice would be basketball legend [Larry Bird](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Bird). (he's famously apolitical, so it's hard to know if he would actually be politically aligned against Trump.) ...but, the thing is, Larry Bird is a **masterclass trash talker.** And *that* is really what throws Trump off and throws him into obscene tantrums where his composure is lost and he comes off like a whining loser: when he's been taken down a peg by someone else. Nothing sticks deeper in his craw. I don't think he could handle Larry Bird's level of shit-talk, Bird is like god-tier. I can imagine Bird calling Trump out and saying he can smell his shit-filled diaper from across the auditorium, obviously Bird would describe more colorfully than I. The thing is, I can also see that absolutely throwing Trump into hysterics. Also, at 67 Bird's a fucking spring chicken compared to Biden or Trump. So, I'm hoping for answers that are a bit silly, like this. Larry Bird is *obviously not actually a good choice for this.* I just like chuckling at the idea, *because real life has gotten so absurd I need to hide in even deeper absurdity.* --- What's your absurd Biden replacement? Please, I think we could use some laughs.

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    I'm bored and making Hundreds of Beavers gifs.

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    https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2023/12/21/2023-27938/labor-certification-for-permanent-employment-of-foreign-workers-in-the-united-states-modernizing

    Copied from Reddit's /r/cscareerquestions: The US Department of Labor is proposing a rule change that would add STEM occupations to their list of Schedule A occupations. Schedule A occupations are pre-certified and thus employers do NOT have to prove that they first sought American workers for a green card job. This comes on the heels of massive layoffs from the very people pushing this rule change. From Tech Target: >The proposed exemption could be applied to a broad range of tech occupations including, notably, software engineering -- which represents about 1.8 million U.S. positions, according to U.S. labor statistics data -- and would allow companies to bypass some labor market tests if there's a demonstrated shortage of U.S. workers in an occupation. Currently the comments include heavy support from libertarian think tank, Cato, and the American Immigration Lawyers Association The San Francisco Tech scene has been riddled with CEOs whining over labor shortages for the past few months on Twitter/X amidst a sea of layoffs from Amazon, Meta, Google, Tesla, and much more. Now, we know that it's an attempt at influencing the narrative for these rule changes. If you are having a hard time finding a job, now, this rule change will only make things worse. From the US Census Bureau: Does majoring in STEM Lead to a STEM job after graduation? >The vast majority (62%) of college-educated workers who majored in a STEM field were employed in non-STEM fields such as non-STEM management, law, education, social work, accounting or counseling. In addition, 10% of STEM college graduates worked in STEM-related occupations such as health care. >The path to STEM jobs for non-STEM majors was narrow. Only a few STEM-related majors (7%) and non-STEM majors (6%) ultimately ended up in STEM occupations. If you or someone you know has experienced difficulty finding an engineering job post graduation amidst this so called shortage, then please submit your story in the remaining few days that the Public comment period is still open (ends May 13th.) Public comment can be made, here: https://www.regulations.gov/document/ETA-2023-0006-0001/comment Please share this with anyone else you feel has will be affected by this rule change.

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    https://www.thestand.org/2024/05/fungi-perfecti-workers-joining-together-with-liuna-252/

    **If this is the wrong place for this, I apologize in advance and it's okay if it gets removed.** --- First, it was bad enough for Elon Musk references, but now... The real life Paul Stamets, for which the character is named, hired union busters at his business, Fungi Perfecti. https://www.thestand.org/2024/05/fungi-perfecti-workers-joining-together-with-liuna-252/ >But rather than recognizing and respecting these workers’ right to join together free from management interference, the union reports that Fungi Perfecti has responded by hiring the union-busting firms of Littler Mendelson P.C. and the American Labor Group. These firms represent clients such as Amazon, Apple, Google, and Starbucks, all of which have faced multiple Unfair Labor Practice (ULP) charges with the National Labor Relations Board for illegally interfering in their employees’ freedom to unionize. >These firms have attempted to slow the momentum of Fungi Perfecti workers’ organizing drive with typical union-busting tactics like “unrequired” meetings that are heavily encouraged. >“ALG has been distributing anti-union propaganda that, in some cases, are outright lies,” said Derek Sewell, a warehouse worker for Fungi Perfecti. “But we will not be discouraged. It’s just unfortunate that they are spending thousands of dollars on union-busting to try to discourage us rather than investing in making Fungi Perfecti and better and more sustainable place to work.” --- Anyway, my opinion is firmly that if they're going to make references, it needs to be about people who are already dead, whose negatives are known, and who can't come back and fuck your reference up by becoming a horrible person as your life goes on. Because these living people keep revealing how Un-Star-Trek they are, imho.

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    www.thestand.org

    Meant to post this in main star trek community, not ten forward, d'oh. **If this is the wrong place for this, I apologize in advance and it's okay if it gets removed.** --- First, it was bad enough for Elon Musk references, but now... The real life Paul Stamets, for which the character is named, hired union busters at his business, Fungi Perfecti. https://www.thestand.org/2024/05/fungi-perfecti-workers-joining-together-with-liuna-252/ >But rather than recognizing and respecting these workers’ right to join together free from management interference, the union reports that Fungi Perfecti has responded by hiring the union-busting firms of Littler Mendelson P.C. and the American Labor Group. These firms represent clients such as Amazon, Apple, Google, and Starbucks, all of which have faced multiple Unfair Labor Practice (ULP) charges with the National Labor Relations Board for illegally interfering in their employees’ freedom to unionize. >These firms have attempted to slow the momentum of Fungi Perfecti workers’ organizing drive with typical union-busting tactics like “unrequired” meetings that are heavily encouraged. >“ALG has been distributing anti-union propaganda that, in some cases, are outright lies,” said Derek Sewell, a warehouse worker for Fungi Perfecti. “But we will not be discouraged. It’s just unfortunate that they are spending thousands of dollars on union-busting to try to discourage us rather than investing in making Fungi Perfecti and better and more sustainable place to work.” --- Anyway, my opinion is firmly that if they're going to make references, it needs to be about people who are already dead, whose negatives are known, and who can't come back and fuck your reference up by becoming a horrible person as your life goes on. Because these living people keep revealing how Un-Star-Trek they are, imho.

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    https://www.axios.com/2024/04/25/the-onion-sold-global-tetrahedron

    https://global-tetrahedron.com/about ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/889d6df2-5a8f-49b6-9377-64ff93b81c42.png) Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so... familiar? https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+%22global+tetrahedron%22 ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1fff8818-f991-4862-8a47-b5cfd49f8a17.png) I think it might be safe to file this one under "Good News." It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.

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    www.wheresyoured.at

    Edward Zitron has been reading all of google's internal [emails](https://www.justice.gov/atr/us-and-plaintiff-states-v-google-llc-2020-trial-exhibits) that have been released as evidence in the [DOJ's antitrust case against google.](https://www.justice.gov/atr/case/us-and-plaintiff-states-v-google-llc) > This is the story of how Google Search died, and the people responsible for killing it. > The story begins on February 5th 2019, when Ben Gomes, Google’s head of search, had a problem. Jerry Dischler, then the VP and General Manager of Ads at Google, and Shiv Venkataraman, then the VP of Engineering, Search and Ads on Google properties, had called a “code yellow” for search revenue due to, and I quote, “steady weakness in the daily numbers” and a likeliness that it would end the quarter significantly behind. HackerNews thread: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40133976 MetaFilter thread: https://www.metafilter.com/203456/The-core-query-softness-continues-without-mitigation

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    www.wheresyoured.at

    Edward Zitron has been reading all of google's internal [emails](https://www.justice.gov/atr/us-and-plaintiff-states-v-google-llc-2020-trial-exhibits) that have been released as evidence in the [DOJ's antitrust case against google.](https://www.justice.gov/atr/case/us-and-plaintiff-states-v-google-llc) > This is the story of how Google Search died, and the people responsible for killing it. > The story begins on February 5th 2019, when Ben Gomes, Google’s head of search, had a problem. Jerry Dischler, then the VP and General Manager of Ads at Google, and Shiv Venkataraman, then the VP of Engineering, Search and Ads on Google properties, had called a “code yellow” for search revenue due to, and I quote, “steady weakness in the daily numbers” and a likeliness that it would end the quarter significantly behind. HackerNews thread: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40133976 MetaFilter thread: https://www.metafilter.com/203456/The-core-query-softness-continues-without-mitigation

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    We're heading to New Vegas in Season 2, and this is the only character I really would like to see resurface, *mostly* because Yes Man saved me from never finishing New Vegas. I was starting to get bored with the plot and Yes Man brought me back in. Dave Foley killed as it Yes Man, and I would love to see him back in the role. I was a big fan of Foley from Kids in the Hall/News Radio days, and I was overjoyed when I ran into Yes Man and recognized his voice. Dave Foley has exactly the kind of absurd cheery demeanor a character like Yes Man needs. Further, I'm going to assume the Courier/Yes Man taking over the Strip ending of New Vegas probably *isn't* canon, it means there's ample opportunity potentially for Yes Man to continue being the best Yes Man that he is. Hell, I'd love to see any of the Kids in the Hall in Season 2, honestly. Kevin McDonald keeps looking weirder every fucking year, he would fit in with wastelanders. Hell, the new Kids in the Hall season was an Amazon Prime show, and both Kevin and Dave went full frontal nudity with their weird old bodies. They're the right kind of fit for the wasteland. I would also think Foley's "Doomsday DJ" sketch is a great example of why they need him in Season 2 of Fallout. https://youtu.be/qVGq3dU_LNM

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    www.newsweek.com

    >Casey's expletive-laden rant continued, "You're being duped by a bunch of grifters and billionaires who don't give a shit about you or your family. They care about their fucking tax breaks and the money they can put in their pocket. If you consider yourself a patriot and you're spouting off that election-denying shit, I will fight your ass outside if you want to. Wake the fuck up!"

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    In January and February I had curated some playlists and shared them with friends and we watched them together via Watch Together. There was previously an option to Grant Access to the playlist, and after granting access, you could click Watch Together and start a watch party. However, sometime in the last few weeks this option has disappeared in playlists, and now I am restricted to granting access, but not being able to watch together. Really the only people who have access to my server is my partner and three friends. This has been a huge bummer, because I was curating old shows complete with old commercials in between. If anyone has info on why this changed, I'd love to have an understanding, because the change kind of blows...

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    I have a degree that would put me at Helpdesk Level II if I could *find a fucking job.* I literally don't know how to find remote jobs, so I continue to just find and work shitty blue-collar jobs in my city. I have CML and it would be really nice to have a job that sort of helped me get my medical problems in order. It's either that or being a deadbeat who works part-time just so I can qualify for the ACA and get my $16k a month medications covered. I have other health problems *beyond* the CML that would make my life a *lot* easier if I didn't have to be on my feet all day. I really struggle with it and have to take anti-nausea meds all day and pain meds all day to manage it, whereas I don't need those anywhere near as much if I'm in a chair. So the first order of business, Lemmy, is how the hell do I even look for a remote job to begin with? I'll probably come back for more questions about how to actually get a job like that because I feel like I don't know wtf I'm doing when it comes to resumes/cover letters either (part of it is I don't want to write fan-fiction about some shitty job that will mistreat me).

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    First time playing an "evil" campaign, with a friend running a Durge. We're failing so miserably in so many comic ways. We killed most of the origin companions because they're mostly good two-shoes. When we were done only Lae'zel and Astarion were left. In Act 2, because we murdered Shadowheart in Act 1, we were locked out of killing the Nightsong because we didn't have Shar's Chosen with us. Even after killing Isobel, somehow we ended up with both Jaheira and the Nightsong at our camp, through bad decisions and forgetting to save frequently. Further, Minthara was glitched and missing in Act 2 after our Durge romanced her in Act 1 but chose *not* to give in to her urge and kill Minthara because we wanted to recruit her Overly Attached Girlfriend self to our party. By Act 3, our Monk said "I feel like we're bad at being evil." I sort of do, too. Being a goody-two-shoes in real life can make it hard to know how to be a sinister mustache twirling villain.

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