I should start calling myself a Lemmy male

The anti-emoji thing was ridiculous anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️

I never understood why reddit didn't have this feature, I understand the abuse aspect but you can edit the bodies and everything is archived anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorry to anyone who’s reading this for the first time

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

How about a bag of holding with many kobolds?

I leave for 3 days and suddenly everyones talking about some dude shitting im so out of the loop 😭

Eliminating the weak

Not if I get there first

:.|:;

It's hilarious that spez is still trying to make false allegations against Apollo's dev. especially considering he has actual recording of the calls. smh

Common Linus W.

This is going to be a massive shitshow, cant wait!

I always forget how many intrusive ads are on the internet. One time I shared a link to one of my family members and they almost got a virus because of a pop-up ad. The web is actually unusable without uBlock Origin.

Firefox, and ill continue to use it for as long as possible. No thanks Chromium.

WAY more scary then most of the post in that sub tbh