what's the dumbest and funniest divide in your friendship with someone.
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 17m ago 100%

    He doesn’t think there should be nations.

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  • Realizing that my cat spent months teaching me he likes head massages.
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 5h ago 100%

    They’re such interesting animals. So much smarter than people think.

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  • what's the dumbest and funniest divide in your friendship with someone.
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 6h ago 83%

    He’s more of a tankie than he knows. He’s firmly in the camp of “if they don’t work/contribute, then let them die”.

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  • What weird food or dishes do you eat regularly at home that you would never serve to someone else?
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 12h ago 100%

    I’ve done white, wheat, and the “Extreme Wellness High Fiber Low Carb” tortillas. They’re all about the same.

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  • Are you in duplicate communities?
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 12h ago 100%

    Because they’re tankies.

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  • what's the dumbest and funniest divide in your friendship with someone.
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 12h ago 92%

    I have a friend who doesn’t like Kamala. She’s simultaneously not leftist enough and also “too woke” for him. Says he won’t vote for her. He lives in Nevada where his vote actually matters.

    He also has strong opinions about the homeless and how we should do nothing and just let them die in the streets.

    We only talk about sports now.

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  • Am I wrong for thinking article titles like this are demeaning?
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 13h ago 100%

    Then there are guys like me who are like… “I want to see this mini dress!”

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  • Harris: ‘Sinwar’s death can and must be a turning point’
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 13h ago 33%

    You underestimate the power and money of the Israeli lobby.

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  • Harris: ‘Sinwar’s death can and must be a turning point’
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 1d ago 0%

    Maybe you just don’t understand world politics? Things can’t “just be done”. Sorry. That’s naive.

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  • Harris: ‘Sinwar’s death can and must be a turning point’
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 2d ago 0%

    Kind of a big deal for her to talk this way. She may in fact not be scared of Netanyahu and AIPAC. Will be interesting to see what she does in her second term, when she has nothing to lose.

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  • WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 2d ago 100%

    God this is good.

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  • Our Galaxy Appears To Be Part Of Structure So Large It Challenges Our Models Of Cosmology
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 3d ago 100%

    Exactly. Infinitely large, infinitely small.

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    I'm pretty sure the poors deserve their fate, sweaty
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 3d ago 100%

    The "wickedness" of Sodom is described as:

    Ezekiel 16:49–50: "This was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy. They were haughty, and did abominable things before me; therefore I removed them when I saw it."

    later prophetic reproaches of Sodom and Gomorrah do not condemn, implicate, or even mention homosexual conduct as the reason for the cities' destruction: instead assigning the blame to other sins, such as adultery, dishonesty,[48] and uncharitableness.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah#The_sin_of_Sodom

    So... pretty much America?

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    I'm pretty sure the poors deserve their fate, sweaty
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 3d ago 100%

    In my day, the women lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like that of donkeys and whose emission were like horses. Ezekiel 23:20

    MY God commits war crimes on a massive scale:

    The earth will be shaken from its place at the wrath of the LORD of Hosts on the day of His burning anger. Like a hunted gazelle, like a sheep without a shepherd, each will return to his own people, each will flee to his native land.

    Whoever is caught will be stabbed, and whoever is captured will die by the sword.

    Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes, their houses will be looted, and their wives will be ravished. Isaiah 13:13-16

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  • Meta is laying off employees at WhatsApp, Instagram, and more
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 4d ago 100%

    Of course they are. Because it’s clearly the humans that are the problem.

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    interestingasfuck GuyDudeman 4d ago 97%
    Logging created a checkerboard pattern in northern california...
    https://i.imgur.com/Y0tKyAi.jpeg
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    iPhone 6d ago
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    Is this normal for an iPhone 13 Mini? I feel like my battery is dying so fast lately.
  • GuyDudeman GuyDudeman 4d ago 100%

    Reboot seems to be helping somewhat.

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    iPhone GuyDudeman 6d ago 100%
    Is this normal for an iPhone 13 Mini? I feel like my battery is dying so fast lately.
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    Is "Insane People Mastodon" a thing? It should be
    https://i.imgur.com/Vt2fNxb.png
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    Thanks, I Hate It! GuyDudeman 2w ago 97%
    Reverse centaurs
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    She bought the tickets without knowing about the strike. We accepted the gift without knowing about the strike. She's a Republican and still wants to go and cross the picket line. She doesn't care. My wife understands my hesitancy, but says that it's too late, and so we have to go regardless. The kids are really looking forward to it. I just feel so horrible. But I have to go with them. What can I do to make amends?

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    Books GuyDudeman 1y ago 100%
    I subscribed to @pooh@botsin.space on mastodon and it posts random snippets from Winnie The Pooh, and today this one just hit me in all the right places...

    "Christopher Robin, Christopher Robin!" cried Piglet. "Tell Kanga who I am! She keeps saying I'm Roo. I'm not Roo... am I?"

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    We'll be driving up the coast from Long Beach to SF this August, with our two kids under 10. Any great things that we shouldn't miss out on while we're up there?

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    I took my NES down from the attic. It was in a box for probably a good 20 years. Easy. Plugged it in and it lit up, but games wouldn't play - gray screen. Anyway, I took it apart, cleaned everything I could (according to youtube guides), cleaned my TMNT 2 cartridge and popped it in... after a few in/outs... it worked!! So I played some of my old cartridges. Had to clean them all up and insert/take out/insert/take out etc. quite a few times with most of them. But they all worked! Game Genie even worked! Anyway, I decided to get an EverDrive because ROMs are a thing now, and you can just pop in a card into the cartridge and have all the games ever created for NES playing on your original hardware. I also got some wireless controllers. So I'm all set. This is such a fun world we live in.

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