I didn't want to make a post asking for this last week because it seemed like there were a lot of comrades who needed help more than me for rent and stuff but I really could use a bit of assistance I lost my job and haven't been able to get the back pay I'm owed and also I don't think I can even qualify for unemployment due to having been an "independent contractor" and not an employee I don't need rent money because I live with my parents but things are really tight right now and I may not be able to buy groceries without a bit of cash Also I have an unexpected expense this week because I got a date for the first time in almost a year and I already asked her out to a movie without realizing I would have to spend the last of my money on something else this last weekend so I would really prefer not to feel embarrassed about being poor by telling her we have to change plans DM me for my info or just post a comment here making fun of me for being a loser and I will thank you for bumping my post Even just $50 would be enough to get by, $100 would have me feeling a lot more comfortable and any more will have me feeling like I got too much but in all honesty I may spend the extra on drugs for me and treats for my dog

games ElChapoDeChapo • 3mo ago • 100%

This is what they took from us

Finding out that Raichu had an evolution in gen 1 that got cut has retroactively ruined my childhood

movies ElChapoDeChapo • 3mo ago • 100%

LOL, LMAO even


games ElChapoDeChapo • 4mo ago • 100%

With all the RDR2 discourse today this seems like the perfect time to talk about my favorite cowboy game, Westerado: Double Barreled

youtu.be

Sure you can do some based shit in RDR2 but can you side with the indigenous people and kill all the colonizers?

`___` Can't give out all the details due to op sec but can maybe post something after it's over, hope to get some funding to some good comrades

badposting ElChapoDeChapo • 7mo ago • 100%

Oh yeah Hexbear?

Well at least I know that's the wrong there to use in that sentence, it was supposed to be their   I'm not owned, I'm not turning into a corncob

games ElChapoDeChapo • 9mo ago • 100%

Is this a doohickey reference? (Palworld)

  Sorry but you're all libs for having any discourse on this game besides this 

chapotraphouse ElChapoDeChapo • 9mo ago • 97%

Took a nap a little over 6 hours ago, woke up an hour ago to find that decades have happened

Feeling like Rip Van Winkle up in here

askchapo ElChapoDeChapo • 9mo ago • 100%

How do I go about taking over the local progressive radio station?

The boomers running it are so bad they may as well be actively sabotaging themselves and I can't take it any more Any advice?

ttrpg ElChapoDeChapo • 10mo ago • 100%

New to the hobby, feel like I need character art

So I'm in 2 campaigns now and while I was using some shitty AI slop for my first character I feel like I need something better now Any artists who could cut me some kind of comrade discount? I don't have a lot of spare money but I can pay at least a bit Would also take tips on how to make the AI slop better if I can't afford character artwork Thank you

badposting ElChapoDeChapo • 10mo ago • 100%

Let's Go Peloton!

Peloton 👏 is 👏 a 👏 cult 👏 and 👏 all👏 of 👏you👏 will 👏 be 👏 assimilated!!! Let's 👏 go👏 Peloton!!!! 👏

badposting ElChapoDeChapo • 11mo ago • 100%

How do I get all my posts to redirect here?

On account of how bad all my posts are

chapotraphouse ElChapoDeChapo • 11mo ago • 100%

Obama but he's ordering a Bud Light

Uhhh, let me have a gay beer

fashion ElChapoDeChapo • 11mo ago • 100%

Warm winter clothing, what do I wear?

Help me, I'm cold

games ElChapoDeChapo • 12mo ago • 98%

Second Wind (former Escapist employees) off to a based start

Banning transphobes after dunking on them for a bit? Palestine flag emojis being posted all over? What is this place, another Hexbear?

chapotraphouse ElChapoDeChapo • 1y ago • 100%

Look at this guy

What's he doing?

the_dunk_tank ElChapoDeChapo • 1y ago • 95%

Please dunk on me for even having my email on whatever the fuck list this is

samanthabee.substack.com

>I'm Never, Ever, Working For You Five Years, Top Shelf Idiots, Puffy Armpit SAMANTHA BEE OCT 18 > >All that I have watched, and read, and witnessed over the last week has left me dumbfounded. This war is a moral horror, the pain is incalculable, and the only worthy goal in my view is to end human suffering. I don’t know how to achieve this, I do not know how to achieve peace, and I also know that we never will. > >I continue to believe, and in fact say out loud in my live show—that we should give women all the power and control in the world for five years. Then, if things don’t get better within that five year time frame, the men can have it all back. The rest of us will go live elsewhere, perhaps on a better planet—one that we smartly discovered during our brief reign. > >Obviously, this is a beautiful fantasy. For truly, we spend most of our days sadly marinating in the atrocities, the war mongering, the brutality, the petty rivalries, and tough talk of the majority men who dominate our world stage. > >I am sick of it to the core of my being. > >In our own country, as I write this, a vote is underway to make Jim Jordan Speaker of the House (Update: before I hit publish he lost the first vote…but STILL). Jim Fucking Jordan. Staunch Trump ally, agent of chaos. Best known as someone famous for obstructing the normal operations of our government in an artfully disheveled rolled-up-sleeves dress shirt, pits moistened with EFFORT. > >Don’t let me get ahead of myself. He is *also* known for his failure to protect his wrestling team from a sexual predator when he was their assistant coach. > >His grinding effort makes me think of this Marie Davidson song, which I love so much it hurts. > >Work to Be A Winner, Jim. > >He is terrible. The kind of terrible who really knows how to use all the levers in his toolbox, and that is dangerous. > >This shrill little pugilist has been out there all weekend threatening Republicans to give him their vote for the speakership, lest they face the flying monkeys he plans to unleash in their districts. Cool cool. Can’t wait to see what this country looks like next month when we face another government shutdown, and the guy who voted to overturn the election result is doing the negotiations. I wish I still had a tv show so that he could see how much I loathe him! Alas! > >The subversive messages hidden in The Wizard of Oz - BBC Culture Rep. Jim Jordan (right, green face) with aforementioned flying monkey (left, blue face) and America (cute, pigtails, center) Here’s another top shelf idiot: > >RFK Jr. > >This election-spoiling-ass-motherfucker right here, doing what we ALL knew he would do, running as an Independent. I know, I know–the prevailing theory is that he will siphon Republican votes and ruin it for them, but that, my friends, is a child’s wish whispered into a flaming volcano. > >I have gone to PLENTY of left leaning events of late and have witnessed perfectly rational people clapping their asses off at the mere mention of him. > >I am telling you that he is MORE POPULAR THAN YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IS TRUE, and a danger to all of us. > >It reminds me of…Full Frontal…circa summer 2016. We took a bus and interviewed many people all over the country, for a week or so, trying to get the lay of the land. > >After speaking to a wide cross section of voters I came back to the office and directly said to my executive team, “Hillary is going to lose this election.” Then we all had a good chuckle at my stupid assessment and went back to the muffins in the shared kitchen, trying to dig out their moist centers. > >All of it forgotten, purposely shut out of my brain, locked away, until it wasn’t. > >Remember when Marjorie Taylor Greene was a fucking joke? Turns out, nobody is a joke. The joke is on us. Every scenario we think is funny and absurd seems to materialize? > >So no, I don’t think Donald Trump is going to be in jail next year, I think he’s going to be the president again, and you can take that to the BANK. > >Due to this tour I am on—which, by the way, come see me in Pittsburgh, Michigan, and lots of other places—I got the updated Covid shot a couple of weeks ago. The injection site was sore for a bit, my head hurt, I looked like a dented can of dog food, and my armpit fully swelled up, which felt new? I am not a medical doctor, but I did diagnose myself with a case of “puffy armpit”, and tbh, it’s…still a bit puffy as I write this. Like, half of a potato bun’s worth of puff. > >Many people in my life had proposals for how to feel better afterward, including such suggestions as two day fasts, three day fasts, or SEVEN DAY FASTS. Anyone who truly knows me, knows that you might as well ask me to grow a third breast. The best remedy I could personally find, and again, this works for me, and again, I am not a medical doctor, but I DO prescribe the following: 8 back-to-back episodes of Great British Bakeoff: The Professionals, and a sturdy yuzu poundcake. > >I believe in vaccines. It feels insane to have to say that? Do I get them ALL? No. Should I get the Shingles one? YES. Will I? Perhaps. Probably my hesitation has more to do with admitting that I am old enough to need it. Still, I continue to be floored by peoples’ disdain for vaccines, and frankly believe that this long-ignored Nobel prize winning woman would like a word. > >This is the best part of the article, for me: > >Yet Karikó also was sensitive to perceived affronts. Once, while chatting with colleagues at a department Christmas party, a professor mentioned that Karikó was working for him on a project. > >“You think I’m working for you?” Karikó asked him, livid, according to someone who witnessed the episode. “I’m here to advance science, I’m never, ever, working for you.” > >I SECOND this sentiment. HARD. > >Samantha Bee is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

emoji ElChapoDeChapo • 1y ago • 100%

:kitty-suffragette:

Cats can be comrades too

emoji ElChapoDeChapo • 1y ago • 91%

:jordan-peterson-not-beautiful:

No amount of authoritarian tolerance will make that ass quit