A dinner service comprises plates, dishes, etc. What do you imagine that crockery is made from? 🙂

And just below this article in my subscribed feed 😀

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Presumably he didn’t contest the allegation that he was a cunt.

Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.

Any story about a children’s entertainer inevitably reminds me of Coco the Scab 😀 https://youtu.be/s1VvF9ziXNI?feature=shared

Not the definition of breeding you were thinking, no wellies involved.

They have laws that explode now?

I don’t think this is kosher

My ex stabbed herself through the palm of her hand separating frozen burgers. Severed the tendon to her middle finger. She was a chef by profession 🙄

This is my local line. To be honest the squirrels were probably just stunned that the train turned up in the first place.

That's quite a delay even for GWR.

Shouldn’t come as a surprise. It’s been known for a long time that many members of the mammal species Homo Sapiens are able to speak out of the same orifice 🙂

In other news police in the Japanese city of Nagoya are investigating the mysterious disappearance of some valuable diamonds from a local museum.

There was a BT one adjacent to the night club in Caversham where the back of it was completely rusted out and it stank of piss. That wasn't due to dogs though. A real fucking delight to have to work in it 🙁

Should have continued "who was too dozy to look where she was going".

Though presumably little chance of these getting stuffed.

Disgraceful. Who does she think she is, Paula Radcliffe? 😇

Reading through the comments to this and all I kept thinking was, “Mrs Yeti Goosecreature, you’ve got a funny name, haven’t you?” “Yes, yes, it’s Simon.” Anyone else that old here ? 😀

Now I’ve never watched this programme but now I’m assuming it’s set somewhere below the Mason-Dixon Line, yes? 😉