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In spanish, people in nail-biting situations would say they are "cutting iron-nails". This is an abridged version of "cutting iron-nails with the asshole"
  • propter_hog propter_hog 3h ago 100%

    So I can call someone an orto?

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  • Drink it, I dare ya
  • propter_hog propter_hog 14h ago 100%

    Dicarbonmonoxide juice sounds gross

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  • WE ARE SO BACK
  • propter_hog propter_hog 1d ago 100%

    "pitching a tent" means something very different to these people

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  • Biggest Lie
  • propter_hog propter_hog 2d ago 100%

    I thought the problem was my browser add-ons, glad to know it's not just me

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  • TCAS Alert: American Airlines Boeing 737-800 Misses Cessna 182 By Only 400 Feet During Austin Approach
  • propter_hog propter_hog 2d ago 100%

    Did the FAA investigate this?

    Edit: just saw the last line in the link. Investigation is ongoing.

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  • Bocchi the Crystal
  • propter_hog propter_hog 2d ago 100%

    Does she have a cutie mark?

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  • Friendship is Universal
  • propter_hog propter_hog 2d ago 100%

    You're 599 off the coast of Monterey

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  • What's black's best move?
  • propter_hog propter_hog 3d ago 100%

    I had that move in mind, but I didn't see the underpromotion. Brilliant.

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  • Dé-fédération de hexbear
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 42%

    lol

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  • Imagine unironically naming your kid Thatcher
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 100%

    Dethatch: (v) to kill a child of Megyn [sic]

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  • Imagine unironically naming your kid Thatcher
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 100%

    Like we really expected a lot from someone with a cracker-assed name like mEgYn

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  • Imagine unironically naming your kid Thatcher
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 100%

    I'm inclined to believe this since the other one is called Yardley. She really just wants her kids to RETVRN.

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  • New MrBeast billboard just dropped
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 100%

    New emoji pls

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  • The truth!
  • propter_hog propter_hog 4d ago 100%

    Thanks space jesus!

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  • Dé-fédération de hexbear
  • propter_hog propter_hog 5d ago 73%

    That is terrific, I'm glad that you are yourself anti-capitalist. I don't think the whole jlai.lu instance is, though, and at least one mod is apparently quite conservative.

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  • Dé-fédération de hexbear
  • propter_hog propter_hog 5d ago 64%

    tErMiNaLlY OnLiNe

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  • patrolling 2
  • propter_hog propter_hog 5d ago 100%

    Dumb ol hackers

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  • Dé-fédération de hexbear
  • propter_hog propter_hog 5d ago 45%

    lol

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  • People who don't know how to drive stick.

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    Do you suppose that means they're in distress, but they're enjoying it?

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    ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F0be820e1-74e3-4e4d-be1c-a6a72a603253.png)

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    The translation was understandably stupid, though; it's no wonder it became a tagline: ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fhexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fc09a2122-72e6-4624-b258-774a091c4297.png)

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    I'm glad people outside of hexbear are starting to see it.

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    Partner just sent me this

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    The question we answer today is will sh.itjust.works blend? We'll put our Blendtec blender to the test and see. As usual please use ![dean-smile](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F003b378f-f452-41b3-a589-91c1642b91db.png "emoji dean-smile") if you think sh.itjust.works will blend ![dean-frown](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F5ba9dd41-6011-4154-a1ef-4f640004e92c.png "emoji dean-frown") if you think sh.itjust.works will *not* blend

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAT
    Atheism propter_hog 2mo ago 96%
    I wish I was clever enough to come up with stuff like this
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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAT
    Atheism propter_hog 2mo ago 100%
    Women want me, gods fear me
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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAT
    Atheism propter_hog 3mo ago 94%
    Rapture when
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    Unfortunately, this person is right-wing, so they probably drew it for the funny reason.

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAT
    Atheism propter_hog 3mo ago 96%
    What about Adam and Eve and Steve form a thrupple?
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