In All Seriousness: PSL or Greens?
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    20h ago 100%

    She is running because she has to run for president in order for down ticket greens to be eligible to be on the ballot.

    where can I read more about this? is this partisan ballots or something?

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  • How the Fossil Fuel Industry Convinced Americans to Love Gas Stoves
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    4d ago 100%

    But for professional kitchens or other kinds of cooking that billions of people use open flames for? Get outta here. You're going to tell the south American grandma who hasn't left her town and has cooked with gas her whole life that she's been brainwashed by the American oil and gas industry?

    You know, a pretty decent cause of mortality in poor countries is women cooking over wood fires in confined spaces. Combustion is just not good for you, there's really no way around it.

    Also the idea that most people in the north can't cook well enough for their tools to matter is laughable. That's just your vulgar reaction to fetishism of high-class French cooking. What evidence could possibly support it? We can joke about the Brits eating like the Blitz is still going on but you can't set up an objective ranking of cuisines.

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  • How the Fossil Fuel Industry Convinced Americans to Love Gas Stoves
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    4d ago 100%

    I have a CO~2~ monitor (which is probably picking up NO~x~ too, it's not expensive enough to be selective) and can literally watch the air quality get worse as I use the gas stove or range. I've never lived in an apartment with a functioning range hood. I'd like to try induction. I watched a Technology Connections video saying that raw power delivery, e.g. boiling water, is faster.

    Also, a quirk of how gas works in Chicago is that you pay a flat hookup fee of ~$30 a month, and a fee per therm for consumption. Cooking uses so little gas that the consumption part of my bill is pennies. If I had an induction stove, and if I had an inefficient electric furnace instead of gas, I'd probably still save $25 a month.

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  • Ask My Gazan Freind Anything (Part 2)
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    1w ago 100%

    I have heard people say they were shot "by" quadcopters or drones but don't fully understand. Are these quadcopter the scouts for Israeli snipers, or has the Zionist entity actually put guns on quadcopters?

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  • Ask My Gazan Freind Anything (Part 2)
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    1w ago 100%

    I have heard people say they were shot "by" quadcopters or drones but don't fully understand. Are these quadcopter the scouts for Israeli snipers, or has the Zionist entity actually put guns on quadcopters?

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  • The ideal Hexbear form. We all can aspire to reach this level.
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    1w ago 100%

    WSB will now be supported by "Revolutionary Workers", which has less money and people than mainline SAlt, so we'll see if it survives. RW is mostly from the Seattle SAlt chapter. Luckily I didn't make any real friends in the org - I was "all business" - so I don't know about getting cut off or whatever. Thanks for supporting KCVG.

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  • The ideal Hexbear form. We all can aspire to reach this level.
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    1w ago 100%

    WSB split off from Socialist Alternative; I did not follow and later left Socialist Alternative (which I wrote about here). Unfortunately I think that new WSB's central idea - that the moment is ripe for a cross-union mass membership organization of workers that's not a communist party - is incorrect. They are currently campaigning for Jill Stein and Kshama says that a successful "spoiler" vote for Stein that resulted in a Trump win would lead to the creation of a major third party, which would be great if it were true but it's not. Unfortunately their deviation from SAlt has only made them worse; they still share SAlt's bad theory on Israel and presumably some of the leadership culture.

    But it was a nice moment and although we made some mistakes with the unionization work at Amazon KCVG it was still a good thing overall.

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    womenby 2w ago
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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    1w ago 100%

    Tech to change the biological basis of the birth component of reproductive labor is all well and good, but there's no (gender) class struggle there. It's like saying that we need Cybersyn planning tech to do communism or that we need green energy to fight climate change: maybe, but that tech will lie fallow unless the working class gets its shit together. If there's nothing the revolutionary queer gender class can actually do to accelerate gender it doesn't make much sense to say they're accelerationists. Rather they are waiting for material conditions to change. No fun.

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    womenby 2w ago
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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    1w ago 100%

    My understanding of reproductive labor is limited, but it isn't just birth and childrearing, it's also stuff like housekeeping which enables wage laborers to work. Both expansion and maintenance of labor. Although queer people engage in that sort of thing (we all do to some extent) more than lumpen are economically productive, the reason I made the comparison is numbers. Lumpen are only a small fraction of society and capitalism tends to maintain a constant reserve army of labor, in contrast to the ever-increasing share of proletarians. Artisans would have been a less loaded example, a small class of laborers that doesn't have much power (except that nobody thinks artisans will lead the revolution). My problem is the authors don't really explain why the fraction of queer people might expand until they are doing enough reproductive labor to take the reins. They just handwave "gender's process of decay".

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    womenby 2w ago
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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    1w ago 100%

    yeah the analogy here should be someone who identifies as "working class", which won't mean anything under communism. except we're trying to increase class consciousness so that the proletariat can win class struggle, so it would be a bad analogy

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    womenby 2w ago
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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    1w ago 100%

    i think it was in the afterword of Nevada i was reading recently where the author is like "the cisnormative view of transition is that you are one of The Two Genders, a process occurs, and then you are the other of The Two Genders". i think even for most self-id "binary" trans folks its a bit more complex than that and some deconstruction inevitably occurs.

    good tidbit thx for posting

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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    1w ago 100%

    ::: spoiler cw discussion of suicide possibly something like "People enforce gender by continuously and knowingly using the wrong pronouns and names for others. Queer people subject to this violence often self-harm or commit suicide." niche leftist theory isn't gonna meaningfully encourage suicide but we should still try to make sure that our class-level analysis doesn't erase individual agency too much

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    gender accelerationist manifesto (men, read this!!!)
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    macerated_baby_presidents
    1w ago 100%

    It seems like the authors directly contradict that. There's the section I quoted, but they also just don't talk about anything that women will do as a gender class to tear down the gender class system. Some antifeminist communists pay lip service to feminism by saying "of course we're feminist, women are part of the revolutionary proletariat". As you pointed out, the "totality" stuff is pretty tacked on and the bulk of the specifics are about how gender accelerationism is going to bring about gender abolition.

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  • www.instagram.com

    cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2313114 > They're still in Kurian's office, [still streaming](https://www.twitch.tv/notech4apartheid), and starting to get major media coverage: [WaPo](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/16/google-sit-in-employee-protest-nimbus-israel/) [Wired](https://www.wired.com/story/google-no-tech-for-apartheid-project-nimbus-israel-gaza-protest/) > > In my opinion this is one of the most important labor developments in the US in a while. Internationally politicized worker organization in the belly of the beast by traditionally un-unionizable PMCs.

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    They're still in Kurian's office, [still streaming](https://www.twitch.tv/notech4apartheid), and starting to get major media coverage: [WaPo](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/16/google-sit-in-employee-protest-nimbus-israel/) [Wired](https://www.wired.com/story/google-no-tech-for-apartheid-project-nimbus-israel-gaza-protest/) In my opinion this is one of the most important labor developments in the US in a while. Internationally politicized worker organization in the belly of the beast by traditionally un-unionizable PMCs. e: finally arrested after 10 hours

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    from today's protest against [Project Nimbus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Nimbus)

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    Where do I find cheap firm tofu online? Costco used to be $1.25 a block for the good stuff but now is like $1.60 for less than a pound of "firm" that crumbles if you look at it funny. Every other local store has even worse prices, even Chinatown. I am ready to just give up and buy 40 pounds online or something. I eat a block of tofu for dinner most days (or I would, if it was cheap and good again).

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    Tactics for building routines

    I've identified "do X regularly" as a useful behavior. That can get bucketed into two things. **Habits** By "habit" I mean a subconscious or automatic response to stimuli, built by just doing the thing over and over. Every Sunday evening I take a B12 supplement. It's just something I remember to do; it may be part of my bedtime ritual that's consciously modulated depending on the day. I have the usual strong habits that I don't even think about: brush teeth before bed, look both ways before crossing the street, etc. They don't require any effort to maintain, they get done even when I'm drunk, etc. **Routines** When I used Habitica, one of my weekly and then monthly tasks was to practice the NATO alphabet. Now I have it memorized and occasional real-life use is enough to maintain it. Did the same for my old credit card number. These weren't habits; I needed the app to remind me and didn't do it on my own. But I did actually follow through enough to succeed. I'm going to use "routine" for a conscious, regular action. My body doesn't know the 29th of the month from any other day, but that's when I'm supposed to pay rent. ------------------ Looking back at the regular actions I've tried to take, most of the failures have been routines. The "failed" habits in my list are both things I kept up for a year or so, and then quit doing because I just didn't really want to do them anymore. Furthermore, it seems like the way that habits work is pretty well understood. So to be regularly doing things, I want to turn them into habits. I would like to follow a better schedule: eat meals at a certain time, do certain things before and after work, etc. If I can express these as stimulus-response habits I think they're doable. But some of them are abstract. There's two groups of these in my list: - the "memorization task" type. These don't have any obvious stimulus, and they have expected end dates before habit formation will set in. I've used Mnemosyne and a reminder but kept adding too much shit to it and making practice sessions unpleasantly hard. Ex: - Practice the Major System weekly/monthly until memorized - Practice street names/address numbers weekly/monthly until memorized - Practice interval ear training until I get good - the "abstract task" type. I have a biweekly to-do list (pulling from about a hundred to-dos in the backlog) and I'd like to tackle one every day. The actual tasks vary from sitting at my computer to running errands. They also don't have any obvious stimulus. In general they're more important than the memorization tasks. I _think_ the way to routine formation could be making them into habits by - coming up with cues for the abstract triggers, like an alarm or smart light - coming up with shared actions to begin the abstract tasks, like getting up to start a timer or something I still have some learning to do, like whether positive reinforcement helps speed habit formation (can I psych myself into not hitting snooze via ice cream treat?), and then to apply this framework to a specific desired routine. I think tomorrow I'll come up with a trial candidate. I'm interested to hear what you folks use for habit and routine formation, and any suggested readings you might have.

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    Listening to their stuff on repeat, catchy + straightforward + leftist

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    Posting here instead of /c/chicago since it's pretty dead. They've introduced an ordinance that would ban sales of new fur (not leather, not thrifting, but still): https://chicago.councilmatic.org/legislation/o2023-0002983/ Apparently Gardiner said today he's going to co-sponsor this, along with some others not yet listed. Why the FUCK are Raylo and Gardiner suddenly champions of animal rights? It seems like it should be easier to get the succdems and progressives on board; I'm gonna ask mine tomorrow.

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    hexbear macerated_baby_presidents 11mo ago 100%
    400 Error Not Shown in UI

    Sorry if this doesn't belong here, I couldn't find the user union comm (am I making that up? the place where people put emoji requests). Had an excellent post idea for /c/fakenews, went to post, button got stuck in the "submit" state. Turns out the RED FASH there only allow mod posts. In network console, the `api/v3/post` POST was returning a 400 status code with ``` {error: "only_mods_can_post_in_community"} ``` Can we get a toast for this error? Also this should really be a 403 Forbidden

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    chicago macerated_baby_presidents 11mo ago 100%
    Chicago hexbear meetup?

    Inspired by https://hexbear.net/post/1202527. Anybody want to go to a protest or bar or something next week? [this could be us](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/4chan-fa-meetup) -------- I could put together a signal chat or it could just be organized in cleartext here. Read the sidebar safety rules if you're concerned about doxxing and consider using a pseudonym irl: > It’s a good idea to make an alt for this comm. Do not reuse a username you have ever used anywhere else.

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    ![doomjak](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4fd161dd-658d-49d0-9ed2-cec8d1e2c3c6.png "emoji doomjak") Every green capitalism effort I've read about has been a horrible sham. ESG, carbon credits, all of it. Here's Matt Levine's summary; even the capitalists admit you cannot get capitalism to save the planet. Once again the only real carbon offsets: https://offset.labr.io/ ------------------- ::: spoiler Money Stuff: You Can’t Sell Trees No One Cuts Down **Carbon offsets** There are, I think, three main ways to get into the business of selling carbon offsets: 1. You are an environmentalist: You want to avert climate change, and you think that the carbon offsets business is a good way to do it. Your motives are essentially idealistic. 2. You are a logger: You own some timberland, you cut it down to make lumber or paper, you track the markets for lumber and paper closely, and you realize that the carbon offsets market will pay you more for not cutting down trees than the lumber market will pay you for cutting them down. Your motives are straightforward and price-based. 3. You are a financial engineer: You are in the business of structuring financial products to address the perceived problems of people on both sides of the trade, and sitting in the middle and taking a cut. Your competitive position depends on coming up with creative new trades to propose, and creative new ways to take your cut. Carbon credits — which involve new and complicated accounting regimes, and which involve selling a product that you don’t create (emissions) to people who don’t use it — are a particularly appealing generator of financial engineering. Your motives are basically profit-oriented, though also somewhat aesthetic. “ESG Consultant But Evil," I have [sometimes called](https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-11-15/matt-levine-s-money-stuff-binance-ftx-and-cars#xj4y7vzkg) the last category. There has been a _lot_ of reporting, over the years, about how a lot of carbon offset projects are somewhat fake. In particular, a classic form of carbon credits comes from designating some forest and promising not to cut down the trees in that forest. That naturally leads to dubious accounting regimes: The cheapest way to generate those credits is by promising not to cut down trees that you wouldn’t have cut down anyway. And so there are verification and auditing regimes that are basically about figuring out the baseline and making sure that people only get credits for not chopping down trees that would otherwise have been chopped down. But this is imperfect and game-able in various ways. If you run a carbon credits business, and it comes to your attention that some of the credits that you are selling are fake — that you are getting paid for not chopping down trees that would not have been chopped down anyway — what do you do about it? I think it sort of depends on your original motivations: 1. If you came to carbon credits as an environmentalist, then you will take this news badly. You might announce your findings, apologize, pay back the money and promise to do better. You might resign in a huff. Or you might not. You might have _come_ to the business as an environmentalist, but it’s a good business. You might have gotten used to the money. You might say “ehh it’s good enough.” Or “yes but we are making the world better by selling these credits, even if some of them are fake, and let’s not undermine that by admitting to the fakes.” Your original idealistic principles might be compromised by contact with the real world, or with money. 2. If you came to carbon credits as a logger, you are just selling your trees to the highest bidder. You don’t care if it’s for fake carbon credits or real carbon credits or pulp. This is a non-event. 3. If you came to carbon credits as a financial engineer, and you find out that you are getting paid for some pure accounting abstraction rather than for saving the world, you will be like “yes, exactly.” If you are an ESG Consultant But Evil, the evil is part of the point. At the New Yorker, Heidi Blake has a wild story about a carbon credit project in Zimbabwe. “The world’s largest carbon-offsetting firm, South Pole Holding AG,” structured “a deal to sell carbon offsets from an effort to protect a vast swath of forest on the banks of Lake Kariba.” South Pole signed the deal with the owner of the forest, Steve Wentzel, “a former show jumper who had made a fortune in offshore finance and then started investing in gold mines.” South Pole would sell the carbon credits to big companies that wanted to boast that they were carbon neutral; it would take a cut and send the rest of the money to Wentzel; he would take a cut and spend the rest of the money on projects (“farming activities, … new school huts and clinics, anti-poaching patrols, and fire-suppression measures”) to encourage local development without deforestation. The thrust of the story is that (1) the money kind of disappeared and (2) a lot of the carbon credits turned out to be fake. But I also enjoyed the differing motives of the players. Renat Heuberger, the chief executive officer of South Pole, is portrayed as someone who got into carbon credits because he was a committed environmentalist who wanted to change the world, but who got used to the way things are done. By the time he was confronted with the carbon credits being fake, he didn’t care: > To Heuberger’s mind, the Kariba project was as good as it needed to be: “Is it perfect? Is the guy a hundred per cent? Every dollar always a hundred per cent?” He shrugged. “You have to navigate your way around.” This is a contrast to South Pole’s _previous_ CEO, who decided that carbon credits were fake and quit: > “I was building up this worry,” he said. “It’s just paper credits.” He told me that he remained friends with Heuberger, but did not share his encompassing faith in offsetting. “The big majority of what you see in the market, in my view, boils down to a lot of greenwashing, a lot of marketing, a lot of money-making,” he said. Meanwhile Dirk Muench, Heuberger's friend from college, had gone off to be an investment banker, got disillusioned and joined South Pole. He was a financial engineer, but he got into the carbon credits racket as an idealist, and he seems to have stayed one: He got a bad feeling about the Kariba project, investigated it, decided that the money was misplaced and the credits fake, and made trouble: > On July 9th, Muench sent an e-mail to Heuberger and other executives, with the subject line “Red Flag.” He reported that, after a long investigation, he could only conclude that most of the funds for the Kariba project had gone astray. In private, he says, he urged Heuberger to admit the problems: “We need to come public before it is in the press.” And was ignored: > Heuberger was disinclined to listen to Muench. “He’s very driven—the mind-set is totally on impact,” Heuberger told me. “For him, there’s only good and bad.” South Pole removed Muench from the inquiry into Wentzel’s finances, after which “the relationship and flow of information proved to be more productive again,” the company said And then there is Wentzel, “a white Zimbabwean tycoon,” who doesn’t care about any of this, got the Kariba land “as payment for a debt,” and is a fountain of gleefully cynical quotes: > “I don’t know anything,” he said. “I’m not a tree scientist or anything like that.” And, sure, he took a lot of money from South Pole without being able to account for how it was spent, but, see, that was on purpose: > Years of political and economic instability had made it too precarious to bank in Zimbabwe, he said, and transferring money to a sanctioned state from Guernsey was a bureaucratic headache: “Do you know how much compliance I had to go through to just have one transaction?” So he had devised an untraceable way of moving the funds. “It was illegal,” he acknowledged, “but it got looked over.” … > > “This looks really bad, because you’re just sending money here, there, and everywhere, but, on the receiving side, I can show where we’ve got it,” he told me. “Well, I can show you the bundles of cash on the floor.” When payments arrived, he said, he would “grab the money and run with it,” distributing it among the stakeholders in the project. “For any kind of European or American, that’s not comprehensible,” he said. “How many Western people have carried half a million dollars of cash in their hand?” > > > Wentzel’s demeanor seemed to lighten as he unburdened himself, and he began to stage a mock interrogation. “Can I see the _swift_?” he boomed, referring to the code that banks use for international payments. “The money got there swiftly, but I can’t tell you what the _swift_ was.” Suddenly his waggish smile gave way to a frown. “I don’t know what you’re going to report on this, and I hope to God it’s not all of it, because I probably will go to jail,” he said. Then he reassured himself. “I’ll go to jail for the right reasons,” he said. “Savior or villain? I’m right in the damned middle. And I’m happy to be that way.” I sometimes talk around here about not putting compromising things in email, but if you are going around telling a New Yorker reporter, on the record, “I don’t know what you’re going to report on this, and I hope to God it’s not all of it, because I probably will go to jail,” you are far beyond my power to help or harm you. I bet that guy will be fine. Also: “A hundred thousand dollars is only as big as a brick,” he tells Blake. “It’s not difficult to carry it around.” Anyway that’s the money. The bigger problem at Kariba, arguably, is that some of the carbon credits were fake. What that means specifically is that the project was registered with Verra, a nonprofit that serves as “the primary standard-setter of the voluntary carbon trade,” which has a methodology to determine if a project is actually preserving trees: > To register the Kariba project with Verra, South Pole had to predict how much of the forest would be lost without any intervention, and thus determine how much carbon the scheme would conserve over a thirty-year life span. Credits would be issued every year against that total, and the prediction would be checked once a decade, by comparing Kariba with an unguarded reference area nearby. … On that basis, the project would be eligible for almost two hundred million credits. And so they went out and sold lots of credits. But then when they checked, years later, they found that they had sold too many, because Kariba had not had nearly the effects they had calculated, in part because it lost some trees but mostly because the reference forest did not: > Project monitors had surveyed the site and found fewer trees than South Pole planned to claim credit for. Then [South Pole co-founder Christian] Dannecker learned something even more alarming: the rate of forest loss in the project’s reference region—the benchmark against which its success would be measured—was starkly lower than projected. The wave of deforestation that South Pole’s efforts were supposed to prevent was looking more like a trickle, which could significantly diminish the value of the project. The problem with this anti-deforestation project was that there was _too little deforestation_. That seems good? For the climate? But bad for the people hawking carbon credits. The idealistic Muench pointed out the problem, and the now-jaded Heuberger was like “meh still fine”: > Muench and another executive urged Heuberger to stop selling offsets from the Kariba project immediately. “If it comes out that we’ve knowingly sold credits that weren’t equivalent to a ton of CO2 emissions avoided, it would do huge damage,” Muench said. Heuberger rejected that idea. The credits had been validated by Verra, he argued: “If you want to scale, you have to rely on certain rules and systems.” And there was a staff meeting that really got to the heart of the problem: > “Are the Kariba credits based on reality?” one staffer asked. > > “I give the question back: What is reality?” Dannecker snapped. > > South Pole’s head of U.S. sales tried again: “We have clients coming to us saying, ‘Hey, the credits that you sold us, that impact that we claimed, did that actually happen? Yes or no?’ ” > > A public-affairs executive intervened: “Which is why we’re holding the current verification at the moment—because we want to make sure that that is the case.” > > “How much profit has South Pole made by selling Kariba credits?” another staffer asked. > > “I didn’t do the numbers, to be honest,” Dannecker replied. “I guess we probably made ten million dollars.” There were audible gasps, before another executive warned, “To be clear, we don’t want to repeat that publicly.” I hesitate to point it out, but I am a financial engineer at heart, and there _is_ a solution here. The essential problem with Kariba is not that the trees in the protected forest were cut down: They mostly weren’t. The problem is that the trees in the unprotected reference forest _also_ weren’t cut down. Simply speaking, the carbon impact of the Kariba project is calculated by (1) adding up the trees in Kariba that were not cut down and (2) subtracting the trees in the reference forest that were not cut down. If Kariba was perfectly preserved and the reference forest was razed to the ground, then Kariba did a good job of protecting trees in a dangerous neighborhood for trees. If Kariba was perfectly preserved and the reference forest was _also_ perfectly preserved, then Kariba had no real effect on emissions. You see the solution, right? The solution is: You are a shady guy anyway, you do lots of stuff off the books, you have access to a poorly paid local workforce who want to continue getting the economic benefits of the carbon credit project, _you hand them a brick of cash to burn down the reference forest_. More generally the optimal way to do carbon offsets is: 1. You set up an entity called like Green Niceness that buys a forest and promises to preserve it. 2. You have your buddy set up an entity called Nasty Lumber LLC, with no traceable ties to you or Green Niceness, that buys a nearby forest. 3. You get Green Niceness’s forest certified as a carbon offset project, with Nasty Lumber’s forest as the reference forest. 4. Green Niceness puts a fence around its trees; Nasty Lumber deforests as fast as it can. 5. Green Niceness makes a lot of money selling carbon credits; Nasty Lumber probably makes some money selling lumber. 6. You split the profits by passing around bricks of cash. I mean, not optimal for the world or anything, just optimal for you. :::

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    Buy some fucking buildings bro. Build some fucking city services you're the MAYOR that's your whole job Also what happened to /c/Chicago?

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