Depends on the state

I should start kicking these on runs

"I didn't do anything wrong when standing in between a bear and her cubs. It is her fault and her fault alone that I got mauled."

Seriously, nobody cares if dead people are in the right because that won't bring you back.

Please don't play stupid games in cars. You're just becoming an obstacle here and increasing the chances someone gets hurt.

Is this a cumtown bit?

Shouldn't be too hard to program in.

No truer words have been spoken by someone who has never worked on the system in question. Knowing Tesla, there is probably some arcane bullshit in the code preventing this from happening.

Fun fact, incorrectly towing a pickup truck will cause waymos to crash into the back of tow truck or drift into the opposite lane.

If so, why not turn on the car alarm and put the vehicle into tow mode on detecting an overcurrent?

In fact, Teslas have very loud external speakers in lieu of horns. They could just say "you are towing the car wrong. Please stop and consult the manual" on repeat at 100 decibels

BRB abusing LD_PRELOAD, recompiling Linux, pushing to prod and taking a sabbatical in Alaska.

Tow truck drivers are just cops who failed both the police entrance exams and the prison guard entrance exams

A sledgehammer is cheaper

The issue is that a motor is a generator so spinning the wheels like that is going to overcharge the battery. I'm not sure why they don't lock up the wheels to make it as annoying as possible to tow incorrectly, though.

Honest question, why not short the motors so that internal resistance is increased massively or set the motors to coast or apply passive power to prevent overcharging or engage the actual brakes fully to avoid this? I get that solution would destroy the tires, but that's an easier fix than the entire powertrain. How do other EVs avoid the problem?

I think chatgpt passes mathematical input to Wolfram alpha

See also: https://pypi.org/project/jit-implementation/

Quality bits.

If possible, I'd love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people's rewriter in rust.

Toastify is, as a matter of fact, not awesome.

Potato cannon

I cook on a slab of enriched uranium-235 and I'm faster than all of you losers