Kinda like The Attic in Dollhouse

Not to mention illegal immigrants are half as likely to commit crime as American citizens

It's like Umberto said in The Ranch: "We live in fear everyday. 5 miles over the speed limit and it could ruin our life"

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!

Put more money into tacticool guns than they did ammo. Spent more time making them look Gucci than they did at the range.

“Are you taking the piss, Karen?,” a popular British term meaning making fun of someone, after she claimed she was doing “all the hard work.”

In my experience, the people who complain about being the only ones doing all the hard work are the ones doing more complaining than actual working.

• One would spend several hours almost daily chitchatting at other people's desks about how they are the hardest worker and things can only get done if they do it, they're the first in, last out, etc. But spends half their day complaining instead of working.

• Another is a serial whiner who says no one else ever does anything, they have to do it all in order to get it done, yet they always have some excuse why they don't have to come in that day, or have to leave early, take a longer lunch, and spends a good chunk of their day gossiping.

Repubs: inflation has exploded during Biden and Harris

Everyone else: hey, remember when the entire economy shut down mid-march of the orange turds last year?

Rebups: ...that was Biden and hairris's fault

*America First"

Yeah...check the tags on all that gear they seem to love buying...

This is the first one.

Preppers: I'm ready for anything; economic collapse, zombies, apocalypse, sinkholes, foreign invasion, aliens...anything!

[covid-19 hits]

Preppers: fuck this i'm not wearing a mask! it's all a hoax!

Also preppers: I need to go to the store and buy 27 cases of toilet paper!

Spent months saying it's all bs, no real issues, don't trust the vaccine, pimping horse paste, drinking bleach and sticking UV lights up your ass...

...then he contracted it and all of a sudden gets pumped full of every top of the line experimental cocktails taxpayer dollars can buy

Like, i get the complaints about minimum wage and expected hours for entry level positions...but if you're only prospects are making nothing higher than minimum wage for 30 years, and working 90 hours a week then the problem is clearly you

Steve Harvey: Name a body part used during sex?

Contestant: Penis

Steve Harvey: flails around and melts

Here's a good very underground video showing the back alley process

Well, she's also pretty attractive so she's got a 1-up right there

It worked in blazing saddles!

How about making them such a high percentage that it would genuinely impact their bottom line and not a measly amount calculated as "cost of doing business"

I was half awake when I read that and thought it said "Big Trouble".

Which is still very accurate

What was that whole super bowl commercial fiasco where some company spent 30-some-million to advertise they donated $250,000 to something

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You can't use a VPN if it's not a company device, so we'll make it significantly easier and use a VDI.

First, open the client which will require you to log in and MFA via text. Then you select the one and only environment to connect to, which will require a log in. Once you are connected to a pool you can RDP into your workstation or servers, that don't retain usernames no matter how many times you try to save it.

Oh and for security purposes it has a 5 minute lock policy for RDP. And another few minutes for the VDI session so you'll have eto log back in twice.