Every time he opens his face sphincter.

WTF? I love gun regulations now!

-Republicans

And plans to increase federal spending at his shitty golf hotels

Satan Take the Wheel

The judges were looking for Train Wreck but will accept Bus Wreck.

Deep pocket degenerates

He spitballs everything hoping that one day he might be right about something.

It’s about appeasing trump

They’re better at fake outrage than we are at actual outrage.

Gravity

She’s a Derp State operative

So it was poor judgment. The motherfucker has one job to do, be impartial.

Colludy and the Blowhards

Innocent people do this all the time. Lol

MAGA is a euphemism for Make Russia Great Again. Republicans are either to stupid to realize it or fully on board with the destruction of the United States.

Crippling personality disorders

This exonerates trump how?

"Please don't be too nice," he said to the audience in Long Island, New York.

"When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’" he said.

Donald Trump to Police

"When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over [their head]," Trump continued, mimicking the motion. "Like, 'Don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head.' I said, 'You can take the hand away, OK?'

"I have to tell you, you know, the laws are so horrendously stacked against us, because for years and years, they've been made to protect the criminal. Totally made to protect the criminal. Not the officers. You do something wrong, you're in more jeopardy than they are," he added.

What happened to her face? She almost looks human in this picture