This dude has seen some shit.

Probably so they can discontinue ChromeOS like they discontinue everything.

You missed the part where scammers steal the person's entire retirement savings

Sorry to disappoint. It's not AI. https://www.kymday.com/inventory/p/high-plain-lo-mein-original-oil-painting

It was the British style

This dude raised my taxes more than any previous administration.

And the constant one-upsmanship to make them more and more ridiculous

He definitely seems like a potential energy vampire

Remember when tech companies wanted you talking to your phone for everything out loud. Hey Siri, eat a boiled dick.

I just wishlisted the fuck outta this bitch

It's got 2-4x as much RAM as the average apple device so maybe that makes at a Newton pro max ultra

That's how some people found it, but it would disappear when someone would login to investigate.

Hopefully we can develop some non credible footage of this event using a highly credible AI

Toothpick is absolutely the best solution for this. 3d printed cleaning picks are also usable but aren't as strong in my experience

Let's make sure no single player games work either as well as our new disc-free console for real pros.

Calling it a 'pro' and not including the disc drive is silly and infuriating.

Huge fan of horizon games. Zero interest in multiplayer.

Don't threaten me with a good time

They tried with air America and it was ok but not really all that compelling. Truth and facts just don't sell like toxic divisive fantasies.

This guy computers