"I'd like to be a tree" 🌲

Could easily make it part of the experience.

"Here's your food, I hope you fucking choke on it you cunt"

I'd go 👍

"Tap to Sieg Heil!"

Incel dolphin turns to bestiality 👍

'Coffee, coffee, coffee" also works 👌

Natürlich! Für mich, Ich lerne Deutsch!

Mein Deutsch ist schlecht, für jetzt, aber Ich lerne alle Tag!

I've probably made several bad grammatical errors in that, but I'm getting there. I've been learning for 6 weeks!

I think you're being optimistic about the number of people who both use adblockers and who care enough to switch browsers.

Heard this argument a few weeks ago which stunned me. This woman was being interviewed about her thoughts regarding nearby farm land being used to build new homes. She retorted along the lines of: "I don't see why we need all this farm land anyway, you can buy your food from the store!"

I died a little hearing that.

It's me. I'm that guy. They're in a garden 👍

You can't suck at duck 💕

You can fuck with ducks, however

Ja, Deutschland ist ein Ort...

Are you taking the piss, Karen? 😂

I love a good charge back on a credit card.

Thankfully I haven't had to do it often, but it's nice to know I can ❤️

Basically this

Sadly this is how it works. Now imagine you're one of the millions of people who absolutely wouldn't care to dive deeper into this and just argue from the rooftops that he's a brilliant person.

I've heard that last paragraph so many times and I can't describe the pain I get in my eyes from them rolling so far back in my head.

Typically this shit comes from theists who can only find meaning in life if it comes in the form of some dusty old book written by unknown people some 2000 years ago.

Theism tells people their lives only matter to serve some made up deity for the hope of some eternal peace after they die. It's a socially acceptable cult praying on people who are lost, think they hold no self worth, or can't handle the existential terror of death.

You don't need theism to have meaning in life. The meaning of your life is the one you give to yourself, bereft of any outside influences. Nobody's life should be beholden to anyone else's standards or expectations.

We're all pointless. This life is all we get. Don't waste it trying to find some grandiose meaning. Just live it.

For anyone else who's interested in what's transpiring here, all I can say is: there's not a Chance you'll be disappointed 👉😏👉

I'd say it's more a demand 😏

Now I'm no Republican, I wasn't old enough to vote in 2006, and I'm not even American...but if I were: I'd vote Arnie in 👍

Been a long ass time since I used one of these