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Explain Like I'm Five Don_Dickle • 4h ago • 97%
ELI5 How do rich people just hide their money in offshore bank accounts? Do they just call up the bank and say I want transfer such and money? How come the original bank doesn't catch on?
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If I took all the Cisco.com programs does that mean I can just apply for a cert?
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    Don_Dickle         11h ago • 100%

    I get that but not to sound mean I was asking if I do all their 100 hour courses and pass can I just go to my local college and ask them to give me a test to certify me?

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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 24h ago • 80%
    If I took all the Cisco.com programs does that mean I can just apply for a cert?
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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 1d ago • 96%
    How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/
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    Not breaking rule 5. But how do I hide my 250k in a savings account for retirement and still get a student pell grant?
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    Don_Dickle         2d ago • 14%

    And the GOV won't know?

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    If I was selling a bag of flour and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?
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    Don_Dickle         2d ago • 75%

    Never used the stuff but had it pop into my mind. I was just considering its all white.

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    Hamas recognises death of leader Yahya Sinwar but vows to keep fighting
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    Don_Dickle         2d ago • 85%

    I don't codone violence. But probably a dumb question but why didn't IDF/Israel just use mossad to go after him and then wait till another leader popped up and go after them and so on and so on. Instead of bombing the living shit also shooting in Gaza?

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    Comic Books Don_Dickle • 2d ago • 75%
    Who put Doomsday in a suit before he came to earth?
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    If I was selling a bag of flour and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?
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    Don_Dickle         2d ago • 90%

    Sorry am on a pone.

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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 2d ago • 86%
    If I was selling a bag of flour and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance?
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    Explain Like I'm Five 2d ago
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    ELI5 how tariffs work. Are they not just like taxes one country puts on another? If so why do people especially republicans keep with Trump on imposing? Would it not hurt the US?
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    Don_Dickle         2d ago • 66%

    Thank you for the write up and I say this not against you but that is a pretty fucked up mindset.

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    Television Don_Dickle • 2d ago • 60%
    People who watch Chicago PD how do you think Hank Voight will go out in the end?
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    Explain Like I'm Five Don_Dickle • 2d ago • 89%
    ELI5 how tariffs work. Are they not just like taxes one country puts on another? If so why do people especially republicans keep with Trump on imposing? Would it not hurt the US?
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    Full movies on YouTube Don_Dickle • 3d ago • 75%
    Sicario: Day Of The Soldado (2018) [480p]
    www.youtube.com
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    Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed in surprise encounter with Israeli forces
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    Don_Dickle         3d ago • 70%

    Well I guess I am a Palestinian because if someone pointed a gun at me I would run.

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    Ask Science Don_Dickle • 3d ago • 95%
    Kind of a What if thing but If earth grew under a red sun and we sent a person to live under a yellow sun what would happen to them?
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    Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed in surprise encounter with Israeli forces
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    Don_Dickle         3d ago • 80%

    I am probably out of the loop but how does one go about Identifying a Palestinian without shooting everyone?

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    ELI5 How did all these MAGA people get voted into congress? What did they promise they would do? and have they done it?
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    Don_Dickle         3d ago • 50%

    Probably a dumb question but if I ran as a hateful republican and won a seat do you think after my first term is up I could retire a millionairre?

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    AskHistorians Don_Dickle • 4d ago • 44%
    I maybe wrong but didn't Iran hate Afghanistan when the Taliban took over? If so why didn't Iran go in and liberate them? Raising the question could Iran have prevented 911?
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    ELI5 How did all these MAGA people get voted into congress? What did they promise they would do? and have they done it?
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    Don_Dickle         4d ago • 50%

    I may be the only one but kind of makes me sad for people like that.

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    Explain Like I'm Five Don_Dickle • 5d ago • 93%
    ELI5 How did all these MAGA people get voted into congress? What did they promise they would do? and have they done it?
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    Full movies on YouTube Don_Dickle • 5d ago • 93%
    Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) [720p]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45oit22m5Eg
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    Lemmy Support 6d ago
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    Did I get banned or something from asklemmy? If so why? And how come I haven't recieved a message about it? Or what led to it so I can avoid it in the future?
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    Don_Dickle         6d ago • 20%

    Um that just links posts I made. But doesn't answer why? Or why I never received a reason so I can correct it?

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    Comic Books Don_Dickle • 6d ago • 90%
    Is or was Harvey Dent a good attorney?
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    Explain Like I'm Five 6d ago
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    ELI5: How can an alford plea be different from a guilty plea if your pleading to all charges? Kind of like the West Memphis 3?
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    Don_Dickle         6d ago • 66%

    Ok dumb question then why does anyone take an alford plea? Because most people don't have an understanding of law?

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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 6d ago • 64%
    Is it worth becoming a Confidential Informant in Chicago where I am currently stationed? I was told by a cop that if I need to or can't afford a reckless driving charge I can become a CI?
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    Explain Like I'm Five Don_Dickle • 6d ago • 81%
    ELI5: How can an alford plea be different from a guilty plea if your pleading to all charges? Kind of like the West Memphis 3?
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    If I wanted to die in a viking funeral, like getting put on a boat and set ablaze while I am in the middle of the sea can this be done? Or is it even legal?
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    Don_Dickle         7d ago • 80%

    America. You know like someone dowsing my body in gas putting my body on a raft and shoot a flaming arrow at me.

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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 7d ago • 89%
    Got told by a teacher at a college that I need to enroll for Cisco classes. But Cisco.com offers free classes. If I complete the Cisco.com classes will I be able to get a cert in Cisco 1 ?

    And Cisco Cyber Security?

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    How come people like Cosby and Weinstein seem decrpit appearing before a judge or jury? Cosby could barely walk and W had to use a walker. Why do this because it doesn't influence anyone?
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    Don_Dickle         1w ago • 100%

    OK just so I get this straight as a healthy 40 years black lesbian if I ever get caught up in the legal system I can walk in with a cane or walker or something else showing i am fucked up but i am not. And I will get a lesser sentence?

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    Explain Like I'm Five Don_Dickle • 1w ago • 83%
    ELI5: If Harris wins 3 quarters of Americans vote but loses the Electoral College from people who Trump put in place....how come she can still lose even after getting the majority of Americans vote?
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    If I wanted to die in a viking funeral, like getting put on a boat and set ablaze while I am in the middle of the sea can this be done? Or is it even legal?
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    Don_Dickle         1w ago • 83%

    I am not planning on suicide but was thinking about how my dad got cremated and then thought about Thor's moms funeral. Which I thought would be a cool way to go out.

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    No Stupid Questions Don_Dickle • 1w ago • 97%
    If I wanted to die in a viking funeral, like getting put on a boat and set ablaze while I am in the middle of the sea can this be done? Or is it even legal?
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    Full movies on YouTube Don_Dickle • 1w ago • 96%
    Spaceballs (1987) [1080p]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeHFXo1wZ3g
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    AskHistorians Don_Dickle • 1w ago • 77%
    When Japan got Atomic Bombed how do they treat that in history? Or how do Germans teach about the history of WW2? Or did they just kind of wing it afterwards?
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    [Weekly thread] It's Wednesday, which movies have you been watching?
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    Don_Dickle         2w ago • 60%

    Joker 2

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    interestingasfuck 2w ago
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    ISS view of Hurricane Milton
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    Don_Dickle         2w ago • 71%

    Here's hoping it wipes out Mar A Lago. So the dipshit can get his lackies to push relief fund to people who need it and not to Ron I am A Cocksucker Desantis.

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    Explain Like I'm Five 2w ago
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    How come Republicans and the Gov of Florida holding up hurricane relief just for political points while their voters are suffering?
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    Don_Dickle         2w ago • 50%

    Yea but at one point did Putin say he liked Biden?

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    How come Republicans and the Gov of Florida holding up hurricane relief just for political points while their voters are suffering?
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    Don_Dickle         2w ago • 60%

    Um no offense to you but that makes my head heart trying to fathom that.

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    How come people like Cosby and Weinstein seem decrpit appearing before a judge or jury? Cosby could barely walk and W had to use a walker. Why do this because it doesn't influence anyone?
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    Don_Dickle         2w ago • 75%

    Remind me if I get pulled over to come out with an oxygen mask. And I will rent a wheelchair and just roll into court.

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