I'll put it here (in this special place I never put anything) so I'll remember it.

It's a LIE and I fall for it every time!

Did you tear down a laptop on the landing of some stairs?

Went from a pretty mid cartoon to whatever it is he's doing here.

Counterpoint: airplane farts are the worst.

I do feel surprised that Trump's comments on using the military against Americans isn't all over the news.

Candy corn is absolutely irresistible like once every five years.

Asian beauty makes me think of an ad for makeup. Alternatively, those cool looking mountains from old looking paintings that look like giant ant mounds.

I love Skittles, but recently they've made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn't down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

If survival was your goal, I'd agree being armed probably wouldn't help much.

If I could fly

up above the world

Would I see a bunch of living dots

Spell out the word: stupidity

I believe it is subject to to the court's rule.

He wasn't aiming the hurricane, he was trying to make himself retroactively correct because he didn't know the states names.

As a hermit forced to live and work in the modern world, COVID is the high I'll never get again.

The boxer rebellion was pretty crazy. Like every major world power came together and slaughtered a bunch of unarmed guerillas and thousands that were nearby, while burning down Beijing.

Guns vs karate

It's better to have it reported than for us all to be normalized to a potential president wholeheartedly adopting fascist language.

It'd be better if a pearl clutcher passed a law or something, but with half of them frothing at the chance to turn on their own constituents...

They're just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math

It's because in the summer, people get off work and have a couple of hours of daylight left.

People tend to shop and consume more when they've got a little light.

This interview looks sort of interesting, but retail+daylight savings time will yield a lot of results

https://www.npr.org/2007/03/08/7779869/the-reasoning-behind-changing-daylight-saving

I guess it's close enough to some folks viewpoints to hit a nerve.

I've had some conversations that make me want to time travel to prevent the conversation from happening.