Moldova says 'no' in vote on joining EU: partial results
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 1h ago 100%

    In a few years’ time, Sandu will have had an unfortunate accident with a window, and Moldovan conscripts will be dying in meatwave assaults on the western front of the Ukrainian permawar.

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  • In light of Linux removing ReiserFS
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 1h ago 100%

    Murdering your wife is one of those things that, no matter what else you achieve in your life, people will say “there goes Hans the wife murderer”. Even if you only ever murdered one wife and have shown no signs of making a habit of it.

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  • Average ML just straight-up rejecting the end-state of Communism. Imagine a boot stomping on a human face, forever, comrade :)
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 14h ago 100%

    As grim as that vision is, it’s at least more coherent than Marx’ “withering away of the state”, in which all the commissars and apparatchiks voluntarily dismantle their powers.

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  • Drink it, I dare ya
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 15h ago 100%

    That sounds as bad an idea as the other drink, H2O4U

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  • Why doesn't Signal forbid third party clients or at least offer a client certification program to ensure security?
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 16h ago 100%

    IIRC, they do forbid third-party clients from their network. You can build it from source, but you won’t be able to connect to production Signal servers.

    Third-party clients would not necessarily be a bad thing. Signal has limited resources, and as such has to cut corners. I for one would love a native desktop client that’s not Electron bloatware.

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  • UK experts warn against buying ‘XL bully cats’
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 23h ago 100%

    They should get the breeders for animal cruelty and trading standards: “XL Bully cats” implies large, aggressive cats that could eat small children, not pitiful crippled cats doomed to a life of suffering.

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  • The flu shot is different this year, thanks to COVID
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 23h ago 100%

    Not thanks to Covid, but rather to the brief period in which masking and social distancing were widely enforced.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebear90
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    Inspirational 90s Iconography
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 24h ago 100%

    Capitalist Realism

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  • Election 2024: Is the United States Ready to Confront the Axis of Autocracies?
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 24h ago 100%

    I remember when conspiracy theorists claimed that the CFR was a key part of the Illuminati plot to enslave the world, along with the Trilateral Commission, the Rothschilds and/or Rockefellers, various finance houses with conspicuously Jewish-sounding names and the Federal Reserve

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPO
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    The Redcoats are Coming
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 2d ago 100%

    The Guardian (a left-of-centre British newspaper) did something similar in 2004, getting volunteers to phone voters in battleground states imploring them to vote Democrat. If anything, this boosted the Republican vote, as random foreigners telling citizens who to vote for is not a good look.

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  • So I get banned from lemmy.ml What now?
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 2d ago 93%

    Report to the local gulag for ideological reeducation. Or go to another instance.

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  • It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum!
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 2d ago 100%

    The spherical shape allows for more efficient meat production with less waste. The next step, though, is to make a rectangular chicken for better stackability.

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  • Anon goes on a double date
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 2d ago 100%

    4chan anon in shitty attitude to relationships shocker

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  • Proof we're living in a simulation
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 2d ago 100%

    Also, my friends and acquaintances are a perfectly representative sample of the population

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  • I’d like to see China copy this ❤️💪🇺🇸🦅
  • AllNewTypeFace AllNewTypeFace 3d ago 100%

    I’m sure the PLA has teams of Tibetan mystics working around the clock on this.

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  • Big Tiddy Garfield: ![graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fleminal.space%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F50543478-49ee-4383-a776-85980f67fd33.jpeg)

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    Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to [an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation)

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    www.404media.co

    Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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    www.jwz.org

    The Billionaire Who Wants To Live Forever Has Long Covid

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    Can anyone recommend a good case for carrying a Steam Deck in a backpack or similar which is less bulky than the factory case and yet protects the device? (I’ve heard the Dbrand Killswitch and JSAUX Modcase recommended, though that was a while ago.)

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