Million dollar tacticool idea

Brilliant product pitch for Shark Tank to sell to the Black Rifle Coffee demographic ::: spoiler sex toy mention A wearable buttplug with internal baffles like a gun suppressor that silences your farts called the SBD covert posterior armor :::

"SBD: We'll cover your six so you don't ND and give away your position in your AO"

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Alternatively we could sell this to the DoD for JSOC guys to stealthily infiltrate Venezuela without alerting the antifa fisherman supersoldiers with their farts, then we give Maduro a secret signal that does the IOF Lebanese pagers move and they get their asses (literally)