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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 Sunshine • 2d ago • 50%

May the good prevail over evil

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 Beaver • 1mo ago • 56%

Hard-working Plant-Based Farmer 🇺🇸

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 Beaver • 1mo ago • 86%

GET OFF MY LAND!!! 🇺🇸

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 Beaver • 1mo ago • 95%

The First Amendment Baby!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 2mo ago • 88%

Trump's climate plan would LITERALLY DESTROY 🇺🇸AMERICA🇺🇸

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 65%

Nobody says what you can do with YOUR property in AMERICA 🇺🇸

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 breadsmasher • 3mo ago • 60%

[META] The satire / parody is so deep here, Poes Law is applicable

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 TadoTheRustacean • 3mo ago • 23%

True americans use 10 commandments as law.

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 87%

Ain't no government spyware on mah Linux computer!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 86%

I ain't using no fancy Windows, Linux is the operating system for AMERICANS

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 73%

Ain't nobody banning abortion, it's unconstitutional and it ain't freedom

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 92%

You're in America, speak Apache!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 86%

The "market theory of value" is some New York econ major bullshit if I ever did saw it

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 drspideygrail • 3mo ago • 85%

These big city neoliberals are destroying our way of life!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 drspideygrail • 3mo ago • 95%

If you're afraid of ultra rich groomers being in control of everything, you shouldn't be voting for New York Yankee Trump.

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 75%

Jesus Christ didn't need no Y chromosome to be a man and neither does any other proud Christian man!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 56%

Big government doesn't belong in no children's bathrooms!

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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅 MindTraveller • 3mo ago • 74%

Real Patriots use free software!

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